flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

sworddragon:

me being all alone in a fandom none of my friends are in. 

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

spaece:

more here

spaece:

more here

nerinaked:

I want to go wherever this plane is going

nerinaked:

I want to go wherever this plane is going